- All communications are confidential, especially the ones I can't remember.
- I'll never sell or give away any information about you, because it's wrong and because I'm too lazy.
Too short? Too flippant? Okay. Here's something a bit more formal.
I'm the only person who writes the code for this site, and I'm the only person who sees any information collected by this site. I only have the information that you voluntarily give me by email or other direct contact. I'll never sell or rent this information to anyone. It's all mine.
I will use your information to respond to you, regarding the reason you contacted me. I will not share your information with anyone outside of my organization, and I'm the only person inside my organization, so that means I'm not sharing your information with anybody. It's all mine, like Smaug on a pile of gold.
Most people pay me by PayPal, which means I don't have your financial information. But if you pay me some other way, I'll protect the hell out of everything I learn.
Of course you may opt out of any future contact from me at any time. But I've been in business since December 1999 without ever initiating contact, so there's probably nothing to opt out of.
If you ever wonder what data I have about you, just ask. If you want me to delete any of it, just say the word.
If you have a non-disclosure agreement you want me to sign, send it over and I will. I can scan it and email it to you, put it in the mail, or even go up the road and fax it from Office Depot. Whatever you want is fine with me.
Updated February 9, 2020
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